Are U Bandr
U r BANDR!
.
.
.Bandr means
B=beautiful
A=atractive
N=naughty
D=Decent
A=adorable
R=romantc
Hon vekh kida khush pia onda a Bandr na hovey te!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1314 views
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