Police constable

Police constable to his son
"tumhara result acha nahee aya
Aj sy tumhara khelna & t.v band!"
Son:yeh 50 rupay pakro & mamla yaheen khatam kr

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 662 views
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