Sardar Ke Betay Ki Roti Pr
Sardar Ke Betay Ki Roti Pr
Sy Chooha Ghuzer Ghaya.
Son To Sardar: “Hun Me Ae Roti Nae Khani”
Sardar: “Kha Ly Putar, Choohy Nay Kehra Jutti Pai Hue C” ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1027 views
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