Laaloo Prasad:
Itna Sara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahay Hain ?
Sardar: Goal Karnay K Liye.

Laaloo: Sasura Gol Hi To Hai
Or Kitna Gol Karengay.Ha Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views

Itni Door Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?

Bus Stand Par Akeli Khadi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar,

Ladka Uske Paas Jakar Puchhne Laga.

Ladka: “Patna Kaha Hai?”
Ladki: “Bihar Mein”

Ladka: “Abe Yaar Yahi Pat Jaa Na Bihar Mein Jaane Ki Kya Jaroorat Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Arithmatic

If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how
many would I have left ? I don't know.
Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in
apples and oranges

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

try dis

Try dis
think a no. b/w 1-9
Now add 5 to it
Multiply by 2
Add 5
Sub 3
multiply by 5
add 8
Write the num on paper.
Ab uska jahaz bana ke hawa main urao;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ekta Kapoor Ended Her K Fixation

Thank God Ekta Kapoor Ended Her K Fixation,

Imagine What Her Serial Bade Acche Lagte Hain Would Have Been Called ?

Khade Acche Lagte Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The New Employee Stood Before The Paper

The New Employee Stood Before The Paper Shredder Looking Confused. "Need Some Help? "

A Secretary Asked. "Yes, " He Replied. "How Does This Thing Work? " "Simple, " She Said, Taking The Fat Report From His Hand And Feeding It Into The Shredder. "Thanks, But Where Do The Copies Come Out? "

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)