Pathan Aur April Fool
Dost Pathan Say: APRIL FOOL Manaya? Pathan: Haan
Dost: Kis K Sath?
Pathan: Biwi K Sath, Hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Dia Jab Wo Pareshan Hui To Hum Bola “APRIL FOOL”;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 999 views
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