Pathan Aur April Fool

Dost Pathan Say: APRIL FOOL Manaya? Pathan: Haan

Dost: Kis K Sath?

Pathan: Biwi K Sath, Hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Dia Jab Wo Pareshan Hui To Hum Bola “APRIL FOOL”;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 627 views
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