Boss : Why didn’t you complete the work?

Boss : Why didn’t you complete the work?

Me : Sorry. I spent half my day Updating’ Status.

Boss : What about the other half?

Me : Liking’ Status of others!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 837 views
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