Boss : Why didn’t you complete the work?
Boss : Why didn’t you complete the work?
Me : Sorry. I spent half my day Updating’ Status.
Boss : What about the other half?
Me : Liking’ Status of others!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 647 views
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