Lrki Ice Cream Khate Hue Romantic Andaz Ma Boy Friend Se Boli:

Mujhe Kch Asa Kaho K Mra DiL Zoor Zoor S Dhrke

Lrka:
Mry Pas Paise Nahi Hy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 716 views

Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe Call Ki Thi

Pappu-
Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe
Call Ki Thi

Teacher-
Main Ne To Koi
Call Nahi Ki

Pappu-
To Phir Mere Mobile
Pe Kyu Likha Tha
1 Miss call..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Parha likha Sardar

Aik sardar sarak paar karte howe tarak se takra gia jab hosh aya to logon ne pocha ap ko gari nazar nai ayi thi.

Sardar: nazar aai thi par us pe likha tha "too lagh ja sadi khair he"

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

One day a blonde was horseback riding

One day a blonde was horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started going too fast and bouncing out of control. The blonde tried with all her might to hang on, but soon was thrown off.

With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse would not stop or even slow down. Just as the blonde was about to give up hope and was losing consciousness...

The K-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Abnormal Daughter

Daughter Says To Her Mother:
- Mommy, They Say I Am Abnormal!
- Who So Says?
- Flies.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek admi bkrian chra rha tha

Ek admi bkrian chra rha tha
Sardar:
vey bkrian kithe le chlla en?
Admi:
inhen school chorne ja rha hun
Sardar:
Menu pagal smjhia e?
Aj te atwar a.
Happy sunday!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)