AGARBATTI ka jumla

Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao.




Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…

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Very Good Intelligent Hoo

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Very Very Very Good
Intelligent Hoo
Kaal A-B-C-D Seekehngay.

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