Conductor:-Bus Stop

Conductor:-Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna Hai, Utar
Jaao
Girl: 2 Minutes Roko main Kapde Utar Rahi Hon
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Sabhi Ne jaldi se goom k Piche Dekha,
(O.O)
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_/\_ wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi... tharki

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 884 views
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