Zardari sahib Nargis ka mujra
Zardari sahib Nargis ka mujra dekhne gaye mujre ke baad Nargis ne sharmate huve kaha jee woh pese ?
Zardari : chal pagli ab tujh se bhi pese loon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views
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