Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do,mere dost aa rahe hai
Banta: Kyon!Aapke dost chura lengey Santa: Nahin,pehchan lengey
Se
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 899 views
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