Gabber sInGH nE jab JaNam

Gabber sInGH nE jab JaNam LiYe To UsKi Maa usKo
mAar rAHI Thi...
Nurse:Q MaR rHi ho??
mAA boLi: kamina jb se Paida HwA Hy, ake hI Baat
Puch rHa He..??
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Wo kitnay Admin thay.....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 922 views
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