sardar
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 845 views
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Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?
.
santa:- ji biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi…
.
doctor:- toh khane se mana kr dete….
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santa:- ji wahin toh kia tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note
mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID
MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.
by itrat batool (few years ago!)
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar & Wife Waitin 4 Train.
Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL.
Sardar Jumped In2 D Train& Shouted To Wife"U Get In When PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,
Last bench students:
We are not able to hear you SIR,
Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
?1 aadmi chaabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha...
Ek Sardar use gor dekh raha tha
kuch der baad bola-
bhai sab agar aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka Lagadu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MBBS: master in bomb blasting strategies
CA: carear in al qaeeda
MSc: Master suicide course
IT: institute of terrorism
MBA: member of blasting agency
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)