Ek khubsurat teacher ne
Ek khubsurat teacher ne 3 bacho ko thapar mara
Punjabi bacha: sorry mam
Pathan bacha: hamara kya galti hai mam
Karachi wala: Aaaaahhh!
maza a gya. :
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