Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aya Hai.
Beta-To Kya Hua Mamma
Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle hai.
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