Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat

Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat

Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aya Hai.

Beta-To Kya Hua Mamma
Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 643 views
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