1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,

1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,

Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Q rahe ho??

Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hn us ka naam yaad nahi aaraha hai

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