Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu....

jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo

agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye or agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye" :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views

Test Match

Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?

Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.

Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.

Raabert: Yes Boss.

Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tom : Sale ! 1 laat marunga

Tom : Sale ! 1 laat marunga Mumbai ja k girega !

John : Mein marunga to America me girega !

Santa : Bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro….Meko paas k gaon jana hai .. !!! Santa Rocks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek chooha

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.

Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…

Chooha Muskuraya

Or Bola

Jaan naraz mat hona

Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Shadi main khana khane

Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool.
Rule 1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.
Rule 2:
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Daadi marte hue :Beta me apna

Daadi marte hue :Beta me apna farm,:-):-):-)
6tractor,:-):-):-)
50 janwar :-):-):-
&
22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hoon.
Beta: dadi ye sub hay kahan?

dadi:FARMVILLE on
facebook.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)