Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

Saas: Inspector sahab, mere ghar mein TV ko chodke baaki sab cheez chori hogayi hai?

Inspector: Chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga ?

Saas: Mujhe kya pataa sahab, main toh us samay TV par Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi dekh rahi thi….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 998 views
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