Car ki speed kun berha di

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 709 views
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