Car ki speed kun berha di
Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 853 views
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Wife : Jab tum CHARAS peetey ho to muje “Darling” kehtey ho,
Jab VISKY peetey ho to “Paro” ketey ho,
aj khamosh q ho?
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Husband: Aj me hosh me hun “Churail”
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!
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Khan Sahab ne bacha aghwa kya or tawan k liye "10 lakh rupe kal subha pull k niche pohncha do" Ka sticker uske piche chipka kar wapis ghar bhej dia.
Dusre din pull k niche gaya 10 lakh mil gaye!
Sath sticker pe likha tha..
"Khuda ka Qasam paise ka gham nai!Gham is bat ka he k khan ne khan ko loota
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se
kaha, aapne aurat ko itna sundar
kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse
pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna
bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki
wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
Teacher: Main ne to koi call nhn ki.
Pathan: To phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha "1 miss call"?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Tchr: why did you laugh?
Boy:I saw a strap o ur bra
Tchr: Get out of class for a week
2nd Boy laugh
Tchr: why did u laugh?
Boy: i saw both straps
Tchr: GET out for 1 m0nth
she bent down to pick chalk
Little jony started walking out
Tchr: y r u going out?
jony-wat i just SAW , I THINK My school days r over :D :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected
and asked to his wife, “Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?”
Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?
Sardar : Three months
Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Sardar : 3 months.
Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?
Sardar : 3 months.
Wife : Total kitne months hue?
Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar 2 his wife
kakay ne machar kha lita aiy
Wife
Oye RABA Jaldi doctor nu bulao
Sardar
Tu tension na lay
main kakay nu
Mortein Pila Dita ay.
by Razzi (few years ago!)
santa ne ek Gadda khoda or usme ja k beth gaya?
banta ne puchha: ?Ae ki ho raya ha??
santa replied: DEEP THINKING
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)