Ek Wakeel K Betay Ko uski maan Ne Thapharr
Mara.
Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha Ammi Ne Mujhe
bilaWaja Maara hai.
Baap Ne Usay ek aur Thapharr maara aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Bete HoKar Tumhen Itna B nahi Pata K
SupremeCourt K khilaaf Appeal HighCourt mai nahe
Hoti.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2407 views

A fact which all ageers..

A fact which all ageers..
Kya Apko Pata He Swatantrata Divas Kab Aata He?
.
.
.
Jab Gharwali Maayke jati hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jurwa Bachey

1 punjabi k gher main 2 bachey jurwan paida huway, to dadi boli:

Lo Dasso Hun tay pakistan day halaat vaikh k bachey vi kally aan tou dar day ney.....

(lo batao ab tu Pakistan key halat daikh key bachey bi akaily aney sey dartey hain)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

scientific formula for water

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ye building kitne din mai

AMERICAN : Ye building kitne din mai bani hai?

PATHAN : 1 maah main,
...
AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai,
...
Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building kitny din main bani hai?

PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,

AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai,

Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?

PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

FaQeer:Ek rupay de do

FaQeer:Ek rupay de do.
Lady: Sharam nhi aati itne smart handsome nojawan ho k bheek mangte ho!

FaQer:Acha janab phir 1 pappi hi dy do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)