Mohan thand mein buri tarah se
Mohan thand mein buri tarah se kaanp raha tha,
uske bete ne doctor ko phone lagaya aur kaha:
Doctor uncle jaldi se ghar aa jao.
Doctor: Kaya hua?
Beta: Bimari ka pata nahi , per haan papa subhah
se vibration mode per hain.
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