Whats Ur Cast

Teacher:
What’s Ur Cast?
Student:
Pehlay Hum Butt Thay..
Phir Bhatti Huey..
Phir Rajput Ho Gaye..
Ab Hain Darzi..
Aagay Ammi Ki Marzi….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 638 views
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