Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:
Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views
Similar Jokes
BE - ALERT
KOI BHI
KUCH BHI
KHAANEY KO DEY
MAT-KHAANA
IDHAR - UDHAR
NIGAH - RAKHNA
Kyu - K
Kyu-K
CITY-GOVT NE
KUTTA MAAR MOHIM
START KAR DI HAI...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Brazer or Bunyaan mein kiya farq hai?
Pathan:
Bunyaan mein kapra ziyada or load kam hota hai.
Brazer mein kapra kam or load ziyada hota hai<
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: 3 idiots film se ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k Enginering parh kr b medical ki bachi phasai ja skti hai.
Miss:shut up & get out.
Bubblo: Miss men btaon?
Miss: Very good. Batao!
Bubblo: Miss Kiss krty huay Naak Beech mn nhi ati.
Miss: U also get out.
Pinki: Miss men btaon?
Miss:i think u r brilliant studnt.. Tm sahi btao gi..
Pinki: Miss doctor k elawa engineer b delivery kr skta hai :)
Miss: Lakh lanat :
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Boy proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo!!!
Boy: Behen ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi???
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Child had Never Seen His Hips before.
1 Day His Teacher Hit Him Hard On His Hips.
He Came To Home & Saw In Mirror & Said
Kamini ne 2 tukray hi kar die!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
College ke first day; Ladka:
Tumhara naam kya hai? Ladki:
Mujhe sab didi kehte hai.. Ladka:
WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE
HAIN!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kch Log Dozk Me Aaram Se So rhe The
Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Ye Dozk Me B Soye
Huwy Hen.?
Dusre Ne Kaha
Ye PAKISTAN Se Aye Hen
Garmi or Loadshdng K Adi Hen.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?
Ricksha wala: 50
Pathan: 20 lelo
Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega
Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye
computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows
lagani hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)