Johny johny,yes papa

Johny johny,yes papa

R u A d0ct0r? Yes papa
Any motivation? No papa,

lots of tension? Yes papa,
family life? No papa,

BP-sugar? Yes papa
annual income? hahaha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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