Uffo Kya Kerte Ho?
Uffo Kya Kerte Ho.
Door Hatt Jao.
Koi Dekhega Toh Kya Sochega?
Aqal Nahi Hai Kya?
Uff Abhi Nahi Kerona.
Akele Mein Kerna.
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Naak Saaf.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 870 views
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