Uffo Kya Kerte Ho?

Uffo Kya Kerte Ho.

Door Hatt Jao.

Koi Dekhega Toh Kya Sochega?

Aqal Nahi Hai Kya?

Uff Abhi Nahi Kerona.

Akele Mein Kerna.
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Naak Saaf.

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