Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 696 views

1xaadmi ne zoo main

1 Admi Ne Zoo Me 3 Zabanain Bolne Wala Tota
Dekha Jo
English, Urdu Or Memoni Bolta Tha.
Usne 3 Zabane Check Karne K Liye Ussy Pucha:
Who R U?
Tota: I’m Parrot
Admi: Tum Kon H0?
T0ta: Me T0ta Hun
Admi: Tu Keair Aye?
Tota: To Jo Pe..
Hakhrey Dafa Chui Deenun Toto Yaan, Samajh Me
Naiy Achni…:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the

*JOKE*
Wife: "Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the tou ab kyun naheen dete?"
Husband: "Machhli pakadne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai???"

by Tariq Javaid (few years ago!)

Agar aap ki wife ko

santaji, Agar aap ki wife ko Jin chimmat jayein...

To aap kya karo ge...?

santaji:Mein ne kya karna hai...

Ghalti Jin ki hai, Khud Bhugtey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police ne aik sharabi ko pakra.

Police ne aik sharabi ko pakra.

Phir aik Gadhay ke agay Pani or sharab ki Baalti rakhi.

Gadha Pani Pi gaya.
... Sharab ko nahi piya

Police Ne Sharabi se poocha:

Tu ne is se kia seekha?
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Sharabi:
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Jo sharab nahi peeta
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wo Gadha hota hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)