Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue)

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal
he…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 715 views
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