Papu addmission lene college gaya..
.
.
Principle:”Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun
ya 10 Asaan.. ??
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Papu:”1 mushkil sawaal..
.
Principle:”Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat.. ??
.
.
Papu:”Din..
.
Principle:”wo kaise.. ??
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Papu:”Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch
liya..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 900 views

pathan in pizza hut

Pathan pizza hut gya to waiter ne pizza
la k rkh dia. pathan 1 ghantay tak betha raha phr chillaney lga k

O khocha nan rakh k gya hai salan tmhara Baap layega.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Bakri ne anda dia

Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya
hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu :
arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aag Per Qabu

Aik Haseen-o-Jameel Adaakara Ke Ghar Aag Lag Gaee

Aag Par Qabu Panay Main 10 Minut Lagay

Aur Aag Bujhany Walon Per Qabu Panay Main 40 Minute Lagay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha

Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha.
Clerk Kya Hua?
Officer Mal ika Sheravat Ki File Hai.
Clerk To?
Officer Kapde Pehenti Nahi Aur Laundry Bill 11lakh Bataya Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Arz Kiya Hai

Santa- arz kiya hai.

Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaaggyi,

Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)