Memon Apne Kamre Ko

Memon Apne Kamre Ko Paint Ker Raha Tha..

Us ne Sirf Chhat Ko

"White" Paint Kiya..!

Aur

Baqi Deewaron Pe Likh Diya..

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."Same As Above":

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