Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari
Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari
Ik Boli: Aj Sunday Hy.
Dosri Boli: Nahi Aj Monday Hy.
PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola :
Hum Kya Pagal Hai
Jo Jumaa Parh Ke Aya Hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 623 views
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