Agar Apko Afsos Hai K
Agar Apko Afsos Hy K Apki Life
Main Apka Koi Intazar
Karne Wala Nahi Hai.
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To 1 Kam Karen,
30 Mint K Leye
Bathroom Main Ja Kar
Beth jayen.
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.
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Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga.
(“,)
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O Nikal Nahi To Meri Nikal Jay Gi.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 524 views
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