Pani Mein Gira Rumal To
Pani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai,
Asman Mein Dekha To Asman Bhi Nila Hai,
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Muhabbat To Sub Karty Hain Par.
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Main Karon To Salaaa Character Dheela Hai…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 858 views
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