Pani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai,
Asman Mein Dekha To Asman Bhi Nila Hai,
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Muhabbat To Sub Karty Hain Par.
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Main Karon To Salaaa Character Dheela Hai…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 655 views

Why Pakistanis R Ez To Identify

8 Reasons Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house.


*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

rule for success

A Rule for success:

Always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

mother

Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;

"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka

nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,

Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"

GOOD MORNING

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Sardar was wearing mosquito net

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
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Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Two young boys praying

Two young boys were spending the night at their
grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt
beside their beds to say their prayers when the
youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW
NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the
younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting
your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little
brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)