Aik aadmi jangal jangal se guzar raha tha

Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".

Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."

Lion: "nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai."

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 578 views

Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the:

Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the: Raju aur Sanju.

Raju: Papa, Sanju apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Sanju: Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Missed call

Santa & Banta got tired of
1 day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan in Quaid E Azam Mazar

Aik Pathan Quaid E Azam K Mazar Ja Kar Dua Kar Raha Tha,
“Mera Prize Bond Hr Soorat Mein Nikalna Chahiye.”
Jaisay Hi Wo Mazar Se Bahir Aya
Kisi Ne Us Ki Jaib Se Prize-Bond Nikaal Liya. Wo Dobara Mazar Par Gya Aur Bola,
“JINNAH SAHIB, Pehley Puri Baat To Samajh Liya Karain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A couple Fighting on phone

A couple Fighting on phone Girl: I know u dont love me now :( you
love somebody else Boy: I also know dat u dont love me :(
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Girl: I'm breaking up with you go to the
person whom you love :'( (Girl cuts the phone, and boy call her
again and at the same time girl call
hers) (The number you have dial is busy) (Girl calling him Boy picks her call) Girl: Who is the bitch you were
calling? :q Boy : it was you :P

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

boy - how many apples can u eat

boy - how many apples can u eat empty stomach?
santa - 6

boy - wrong! only 1 apple , bcoz when u eat 2nd apple ,thats not in empty stomach

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)