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Aik aadmi jangal jangal se guzar raha tha

Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".

Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."

Lion: "nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai."

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 710 views
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