Aik aadmi jangal jangal se guzar raha tha

Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".

Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."

Lion: "nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai."

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 952 views

2015 Ka Bhikariyo Ka Andaz

In 2025
Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..

Boy :- Ye Lay Meri "MBA"Ki Degree Rakh Le..

Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye
Tujhe Chahiye
To Meri "CA" Ki degree Rakh Le..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jhoot nehin bolna

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

manzil qareeb dekh k

Manzil Qareeb Dkh K
Mutmain Na Hona.
Aksar TATI Nikal Jati
Hy.
Bathroom Ponhanchne Se
Pehle:)
(‘,’)>Sub Chor Bas Misaal
Dekh tu….

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Once James Bond Met A Dog In A Jungle

Once James Bond Met A Dog
In A Jungle & Said

I Am Bond…!!
James Bond…!!

&
The Dog Bites Him
& Replies

I Am Kutta…!!
Pagal Kutta…!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Begam ek cup garma-garam

013:” wife..
Husband:” Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna
do
jara..
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Wife:” kyyaaaaa..??
Zara phir kehna..
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Husband:” maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun
aapko..???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)