Social Work
Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr
bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka
board lagaya tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 929 views
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