The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists
office. "What seems to be the problem?" the
doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might
be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise
you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all
night?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 548 views

Meet me for lunch

The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:

"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, little Johnny volunteered - "I guess you'd be eating alone!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tamabu se door rahu

Sardar 4 metar lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha.

Dost:itne lambe pipe se kiun pi rahe hu?

sardar:dockter ne kaha hai tambaku se door raho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Darling main tum se shadi nhi ker sakta

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hum Izzat Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Punjabi:Hum Izzat Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Sindhi: Hum Kaam Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Balochi: Hum Taleem Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Pathan: Hum Bila Waja Pechay Hain!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

stupid answers!!!

you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?”

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1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti

2) Throw an agarbatti in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use these matches to light agarbatti



3) Take some river water, let it fall drop by drop. You know that “Tip-tip barsa pani, pani ne aag lagai.”. Use it to light the agarbatti.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)