The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists
office. "What seems to be the problem?" the
doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might
be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise
you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all
night?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 747 views

Ek bacha exams mai fail ho gaya

Ek bacha exams mai fail ho gaya aur ghar aa kar zor zor se rone laga.
Baap ne us ko chup karwate hue kaha: Beta, sabr karo, tumhari qismat mai yahi likha tha.
Bacha (jaldi se) : Jee Papa, yeh to acha hua ke mai ne sara saal kuch nahi parha,warna sari mehnat zaya ho jati.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy After Watching "Singham"

Boy After Watching
"Singham"
DAD: Beta Tumhare Result
Ka Kia Hua
....
.
.
.
.
Boy: Kuch Bhi Kerne ka Lekin
Mera Ego Hurt Nahi Kerne ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

26. Bird asked a bee

26. Bird asked a bee, u work so hard 2 get honey n people steal. dont u feel sad?

Bee-no,coz they can never steal my art of making honey.

Moral:
... Insaan kya.....
kutta, billi, makkhi, jisko dekho wo aajkal philosphy jhaad raha hai....:D :P :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,

pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,
sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha
dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do me a favor?

A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a
few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this
time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting
room right now, and I don't want to miss the four
o'clock ball game.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)