Ek Haseena Per Nigaahe Thahri Thi
Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,
Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,
phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 874 views
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.
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daayan ne kaha hoga....
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