Pathan Angoor Beach Raha Tha
1 Pathan Angoor Beach Raha Tha Magar Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Ley Lo Aaloo,
2sray Admi Ne Kaha Khan Sahib Ye To Angoor Hain.
Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaen Gen.
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