Sardar: Today my neighbour’s child got lost
Sardar: Today my neighbour’s child got lost. I
suggested and they beat me harly.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: I said them to search in google.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 805 views
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Boy to mom= 00:10:30
Boy to dad= 00:02:36
Boy to girl= 01:15:01
Girl to girl= 00:29:59
Girl to boy= 00:00:05
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Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.
America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.
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