R u male or female?.

Pathan: R u male or female?.

Khusra: Both.

Pathan: How's that possible..do u hv sexwith male or female?.

Khusra: Jo b mil jae male ya female.

Pathan: Oy! maar tali tu to mere tra Phatan he hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 587 views
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