Arbi
Larka:ya habibi wil you bi my jalebi?
Larki:habibi haya haya
Aj se tu mera bhaiya
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 734 views
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The First Parent
by Bill Cosby
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?", Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"
"It's over there," said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
"I dunno," Adam answered.
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge:tumahara juram sabit ho chuka hai kal tumen phansi pe latkaya jae ga.
Sardar:wo to mujhe pata hai par utara kb jae ga sham ko hum mongphali bechta hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dulhe Ki Saaliya Joota Chupayi Ki Rasm Ka Pura Maja Le Rahi Thhi.
1st Sali: “Jiju, Main To 1100 Lungi”
2nd Sali: “Main 2100 Lungi”
Piche Santa Betha Ye Dekh Raha Thha, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.
Santa: “Arrey, Meri Maano To Nokia 2310 Lelo Usmein FM Bhi Hota Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Class Mein Santa Se Puchhta Hai.
Teacher: “Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?”
Santa: “Chidiya Bankar.”
Teacher: “Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tera Baap Banayega?”
Santa: “Samundar Mein Ped Aapka Baap Lagayega?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Sardar museum gya, Wahan us se 1 Cup toot gya?
Officer: You have broken a 5000 years old Cup.
Sardar: Thanks God
Main samjhya nawan C …
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.
“Oye why are you sad?”
To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”
His friend ask hims…“How?”
Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost
His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”
Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”
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Grl: andhay h0 kia?
chal t0 raha hai
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)