husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,

husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka natija.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 864 views

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

SANTA: maine apni beti ka shaadi

SANTA: maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.

BANTA: woh kaise?

SANTA: maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage kar liya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Laloo Was Coming Out Of The Airport

Once Laloo Was Coming Out Of The Airport. As There Was A Huge Rush,
The Security Guard Told Laloo:
“WAIT PLEASE”,

For Which Laloo Replied:
“85 Kgs” And Moved On…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V

Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se bache kharab hote hai aur parhai

B nhi krte,mene cabel katva diya
Batna: Good?

S: Ab humne dish TV laga liya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)