apan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 634 views

Parosi ka Bacha

Parosi ka Bacha: Uncle ye lain mithaee Ammi aur Baji ne bheji hai :)

Uncle: ALLAH mubarak kare, kya khush khabri hai beta :)

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Bache: Woh HUMSAFAR mai Ashar ko sab pta chal gaya hai na… :D

Geo Pakistani grls

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Jon and Ron are brothers.

Jon and Ron are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog. After checking the essays the teacher said,

‘Why both the essays are the same?’

Ron: Sir, our pet dog is same

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter

Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"
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Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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At 50th floor he remembers "I don't have a daughter!"
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At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
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At 10th floor: I'm "Banta NOT Santa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Acha sa kapra

Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?
Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi
dikha!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Nurse ka Mangaitar

1 Nurse ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:

“Jaanu kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare ward main admit hota, Tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata”,

Nurse: Jaan tumhe mere paas koi hadsa nahi balkay moujza hi la sakta hai, kyon k main DELIVERY ward main hoti hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)