Santa ke ghar
Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye.
Biwi ne kaha:
"Mehmaano ke liye jakar bahar se kuch le aao"
Santa bahar gaya
aur
TAXI leke aya.
What an IDEA Santa ji.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 573 views
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