Hands Up! . U R Undr Arrest.
Q k jtne pyare ap ho. Itna pyara hona Qanonan jurm hai.
Is lye apko “Dil” me Umar Qed ki saza di jati hai;-) . . .
pta nai esa msg log muje hi Q send krte hai esi kya bt hai mujh me.

I am so sweet hana . :-*-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 858 views

A physics student

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:

I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.


Girl:

Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Thoda Sa Sabar Jaruri Hai Pyar Mein

Ek Pathan Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hua Kehta Hai.

Pathan: “I Love You”

Ladki: “Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na Tumhein?”

Pathan: “Lo Kar Baat, Friendship Toh Abhi Hui Nahi Aur Farmaishein Pehle Hi Tyaar“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan puts in hand

Pathan puts his hand on his girlfriend's hand while
driving From Islamabad to lahore.
she smiles & says: u can go further.. and
Pathan drives to multan...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Railway Interviewer And Santa

Railway Interviewer To Santa.
Interviewer: “Agar Do Gaadiyaan
Ek Line Pe Aa Gayi To Kya Karoge?”

Santa: “Jee, Red Light Dikhaunga”

Interviewer: “Red Light Na Ho To?”

Santa: “Torch Dikhaunga”
Interviewer: “Torch Na Ho To?”

Santa: “Apni Red Shirt Utaar Kar Dikhaunga”

Interviewer: “Shirt Bhi Red Na Hui To?”

Santa: “Fir Main Apne Bua Ke Ladke Ko Bulaunga”
Interviewer Hairani Se: “Wo Kyun?”

Santa: “Jee, Usne Kabhi Trainon Ki Takkar Nahi Dekhi Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Proposing A Girl

Sardar Proposing A Girl

Terey Baghair Mein Kissey Din Wee Nayeen Sutta
Har Raat Khana Nayee Khada

Tey Hor Iss Toon Wad Kee Dassan K Ratee Sutyan
Mein Eena Dinna Wich Kissey Hor Da Naa Wee Nayee Leya

Bas Tasveeran Vekhda Saan Hun Tey Man
Ja K Mein Bas Tera Waan
(Toon Man Ja Baqi Tey Maniyan Ee Nein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)