One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird.."

The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones."

by Kamran (few years ago!) / 2363 views

Math Is Too Hard For Kids

A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,

“2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9.”

His Mother Heard This & Gasped: “What Are You Doing?”

The Little Boy Answered: “I’m Doing My Math’s Homework Mom”

Mom: “And This Is How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?”

Little Boy: “Yes”

Infuriated, The Mother Asked The Teacher Next Day,

Mother: “Are You Teaching Maths To Children By Saying 2+2, The Son Of Bitch Is 4?”

The Teacher Started Laughing, And Answered: “What I Taught Them Was, 2+2 The Sum Of Which Is 4“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ankhein theek hogayeen

Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza

baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre

pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre

utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI

kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane

gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?

Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)

larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi

pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU

ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri

Ankhein theek hogayeen.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Speaking with Husband

Two blondes are talking to each other:
- When you make love, do you speak with your husband?

- If he calls me.

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pessenger:
Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan:
Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger:
Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan:
Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Abi ammi nai aany

Pathan: I'll climb tallest mount swim d deepest ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot. Just 4 u.
Girl: So Sweet! Can u come 2 meet me?
Pathan: Not now! Abi ammi nai aany dengi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)