Ek Ek Rupaya Bachata Hai Apna Muftimal

Muftimal Baniya Newspaper Office Gaya Aur Waha Puchne Laga.

Muftimal: “Mera Chacha Mar Gaya Hai, Isko Chhapne Ke Kya Charges Honge?”

Agent: “50/- Rupaye Ek Akshar Ke”

Muftimal: “Oh Bohat Jyada Hai, Acha Likho – Chacha Guzar Gaye”

Agent: “Sir, Ismein Kam Se Kam 6 Akshar Aane Hi Chahiye”

MuftimalKuch Soch Kar: “Acha Likho, Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti For Sale“

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If Jannah was a flower?
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If Jannah was a bird?
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