Ek Ek Rupaya Bachata Hai Apna Muftimal
Muftimal Baniya Newspaper Office Gaya Aur Waha Puchne Laga.
Muftimal: “Mera Chacha Mar Gaya Hai, Isko Chhapne Ke Kya Charges Honge?”
Agent: “50/- Rupaye Ek Akshar Ke”
Muftimal: “Oh Bohat Jyada Hai, Acha Likho – Chacha Guzar Gaye”
Agent: “Sir, Ismein Kam Se Kam 6 Akshar Aane Hi Chahiye”
MuftimalKuch Soch Kar: “Acha Likho, Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti For Sale“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1575 views
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Ek Pinjre Mein Kuch Tote Ek Toti Ko Chhed Rahe The.
Jabki Dusre Pinjre Mein Ek Tota Pooja Aur Dusra Tota Namaz Padh Raha Tha.
Malik Ne Socha: “Kitne Nek Tote Hain, Inke Pinjre Mein Toti Safe Rahegi”
Usne Toti Ko Nek Toton Ke Pinjre Mein Daal Diya.
To Pooja Karne Wala Tota Namaz Padhne Wale Tote Se Bola
Tota: “Utho Khan Sahab Dua Qubool Ho Gayi“
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Ek Student Doosry Se:
"Aaj kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karny ka ji kr Raha Hai. Jo pehle Hum ne na kiya Ho.
2nd Student:
"To phir Chal Thora Sa Parh Lety Hain." :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A husband said this to his wife :
If Jannah was a flower?
I would pick it for you?
If Jannah was a bird?
I would catch it for you?
If Jannah was a house?
I’d build it for you, but?
Since Jannah is a place?
no eye has ever seen?
I make dua for Allah?
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A Girl Was sitting on a park bench....
Funny Begger: Hi sweetheart..!
Girl angrily: How dare U call me sweeheart??
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Begger: then What the HELL R U doing on my
BED!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardarji Khali Katory Me
Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy Thy
Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha:
Aap Ye Kia Kr Rhy Hen?
Sardarji:
Me Maths Ka Teacher Ho
Me Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Hay..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Interviewer
Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"
Candidate Replied:
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"Five, Sir!!"
Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."
Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D
by rahul (few years ago!)
Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha,
Banta: “Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti”
Santa: “Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Doctor sahb Plastic Surgery par kitna kharcha ayega?
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Doctor: 2 Laakh
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Pathan: owr agar plastic hum de tu?
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)