There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says,

"Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 925 views

Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were
eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.
Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat
MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand
MANIKCHAND

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shoher. main tang a gaya hun

Shohar: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera
Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

True bravery is to arrive home
Fully drunk?
A late night out?
And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom)
And u ask: ?Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bwtsman LBW hua

During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..
SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Isliye Santa Pe Jokes Bante Hai

Ek Baar Santa Aur Pappu Park Mein Bethe The, Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Na Jaane Kya Aaya Aur Vo Santa Se Bola

Pappu: “Papa, Agar Aapko Raste Mein Jaate Hue 1000 Rs Aur 500 Rs Ke Note Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Note Uthaoge?”

Santa: “Abe Had Hai, 1000 Rs Wala Hi Uthaunga”

Pappu Gusse Se: “Papa Aap To Ho Hi Budhu, Isiliye Log Aap Par Joke Maarte Hain, Aap Dono Bhi To Utha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)