Japan ke Prime Minister
Japan ke Prime Minister: Tum hum ko 3 saal ke liye Bihar de do, hum usko Japan bana denge.
Laloo: Tum humko 3 months ke liye Japan de do, hum usko Bihar bana denge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1076 views
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