A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 799 views

USTAD SHAHGARD SE..

ustad:konsa parinda subse tez urhta he?

Boy: Hathi.
ustad: Nalaiq tumhara baap kia karta he?
Boy:taliban commander he.
ustad:shahbash hathi hey sub se teez urhta he.bet jao

by ijaz (few years ago!)

Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

meri bakri ne anda(egg) dia hai.

Santa bante se:- meri bakri ne anda(egg) dia hai.

Banta:- bakri anda kaise de sakti hai.

Santa:- abe gadhe, maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai. :)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna, Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji, Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha

Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

funny shayari for girlfriend

Jati Nahi Ankho Se Ab Surat Uski,
Jati Nahi Dil Se Mohabat Uski,
Mehsus Ye Hota Hai Jeene Ke Liye,
Pahle Se Jyada Ab Jarurat Hai Uski.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)