pappa: mummy kyu chup baithi hai?

santa: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi, lekin maine fevistick de diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 948 views

sardar

Interviewer Let Me Check Your English

Interviewer: Let Me Check Your English,

Tell Me The Opposite Of Good ?

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come ?

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly ?

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok Now Stop It

Sardar: Ok Now Carry On

Interviewer: Abay Chup Ho Ja….Chup ho ja….Chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe Bolta Reh….Bolta Rah….Bolta Reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are Dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m Selected…Bale Bale…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Rabbit

Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five
rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you
have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher:
That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No,
Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit
at home!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bullfight Buffet

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye tumharay hath me kya he?

Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.

Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari khala hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aj Kal Ke Bache

Aajkal k bacche.
.
Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
.
.
Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
.
.
Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!

Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
.
Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)